Crucial Items

the taste of falling in a dream and u wake up vertigo flavor instant heart attack drink soda that makes u flinch real hard brand new flavour! taste the subtle notes of Kidney Removal Surgery and Park Wood Chips On a Rainy Day in March juice that tastes like standing up and having all ur bones crack soda to make u feel every atom except the fun ones candy that tastes like the feeling when ur 2 tired 2 stay awake but not tired enough 2 fall asleep monster with Essence of Clowning those lines u get after a nap but like its canned soup candle scented like the inside of the Elephant foot in Chernobyl instant noodles that make u feel the high place phenomenon when ur on level ground instant noodles that make u wanna throw urself off a cliff 3am big mac that makes u sus burger that makes u the imposter nerd rope that turns your bones around ring pop that turns ur finger int2 slime when u put it on gummy candy that makes u hear me. all the time bag of skittles that makes ur arms fall off ur body pizza rolls that give u jpeg artifacts spaghetti that traps u in a shipping container in the mariana trench and u have to adapt to the environment until u r rediscovered by humanity and u become a tourist attraction pizza bagels but instead of pizza bagels its a brown paper bag that youre not supposed to open until i die a cake that makes u a young man that stands in his bedroom. it just so happens that 2day, the 13th of april, 2009, is this young man's birthday. though it was 13 years ago he was given life, it is only 2day he will be given a name! doritos that turn u into rcdart captain america pringles that turn u into rcdart tony stark rat milk that makes u become ur own grandma in an infinite time loop created by ur own actions jelly bean that puts fingers in ur brain and makes u stupid hamburger that makes u live in a pine apple under the sea green peas that turn you into luigi and spin you in a void bacon that. that tg... tgtfs u into ppeape....peapea..... pig pineapple chunks that make u on the same wave length as some1 else (the other person has 2 eat from the same pine apple) pills that trap ur soul in the pie list ratatouille made by a rat that makes u age regress pipeline punch that curses u to make hundreds of funny little ocs that r just u in diff situations computer that puts u in fnf when u drop it in a bath tub while ur in it soda that makes u c faster when u drink it just normal powerade lemonade that wakes u up from the coma ur in. please it’s been 3 years pink lemonade that makes a lemon demon cut off ur hand if u steal it from his lemonade stand spicy pepper that makes ur mouth burn loaf of bread shaped like a crocodile :) parma violet flavored drink that makes ur mom come int2 ur room and hand u a button down shirt with pine apples on it doctor flavoured monster energy that makes you mad ultra rosa monster energy that makes u feel like sludge (the top has 2 b opened with a can opener) mango loco that makes ur mouth chalky and has pulp on the bottom car park in the back with two automobiles in it. they are american made. chucky cheese token that lets u have another go on the claw grab machine banana popsicle that makes all of ur limbs dissolve roblox pirated version of an indie rythm video game that gives u dementia ramune that u have 2 give 2 a pink haired boy evry day so that he gives u a friendship fragment and lore in return spongebob shaped popsicle that gives u 2 tiny black gum balls gum balls that deform ur frozen face 2 become unrecognizable sans undertale jacket that makes u smell worse fanta that has milk in it (filk) yellow beanie that lets u go into the river with George not found tumblr text post that makes u become a jock who’s parents r divorced and doesn’t have a nose